It’s called Alpha. Stop calling it fish. — Pre- Calculus Teacher (via mathprofessorquotes)
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If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Riley, I would shoot Riley twice. — Angel, “The Yoko Factor” (via bisexualginnyweasley)
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Rimsky-Korsakov’s description of woodwinds. Hilarious.
oboes are artless, gay, sad, and pathetic. just like my life.
Why does texting in a professional manner make me incredibly anxious?
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what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
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